Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 10, 2023

Play hide & “geek” & never find him.

Color coordinate all those pens.

Expecting a flood?

The bluebird of Satisfaction.

Sad.

The bluebird of happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the chicken of depression.

https://www.krdouglas.com/2022/09/26/the-chicken-of-depression/

The pants need to be higher.

He seems more like the hipbird of blueness.

Bluebird of snippiness, maybe.

You’ll need to wing it.

Tell him he’ll probably grow up to be more successful than the bullies.

Soar like an ostrich.

This tweeter has his work cut out for him…Oy a super nerd!

What? No pocket protector?

I don’t get it. It looks like his hips are working just fine…

I think he’s gonna wind up with the Albatross of lost causes.

He no match for the NerdBird of Sapiness.

He’s got his work cut out for him.

I’m afraid this may be an impossible task.

I think he’s gonna need a whole flock…