F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 13, 2023

No no no, you need Uncaf.

Looks like it’s working for you

He keeps going alright. During the day and at night. Many trips to the bathroom.

“sleep”

I don’t think it works that way.

For a more healthy lifestyle, just sleep at work.

Decafe still has caffeine …silly boy!

Judging by bags under his eyes, it’s not working very well.

For too many years, I drank coffee throughout the work day, then went home and crashed. I was altogether too much like those workers in the Sean Connery clunker Outland.

And three Milky Way Lites will counteract one Special Mexican Dinner.

Ten cups of coffee will keep you ‘going’, all right. To the bathroom.

& system of using restroom like crazy

And you spend five hours each day in the bathroom.

Skip the decaf and use bourbon instead

What goes in, must come out. Preferably while you’re awake.