Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for July 25, 2023

Never say out loud your investments are doing well with the waitress right there refilling your coffee. She’ll expect an even larger tip than usual.

I wonder at what point that poor waitress is going to put strychnine in the coffee?

Beware! BIG Brother has ears. If your personal savings is keeping you afloat, the government will reduce your allocations.

Another Crank evaluation…….expression!

Yesterday he agreed their investments were tragedies. Today they agree they’re doing great. Do they actually have any idea? Unless that valuable treasure trove of comics they bought skyrocketed in value this morning.

Batty’s memory is a day to day challenge.

“Optimystical” – I like that word. I think I shall keep it.

Crankshaft has a language all his own…atta boy!

Waitress is thinking: “must only dump coffee in cup, must only dump coffee in cup.”

“Optimystical” sounds like one of *Virginia Chance’s attempts at using big words, *from tv series Raising Hope

It appears that investing is somewhat mystical to all three of them.

Haha! XD