Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 17, 2023

Guy your wife is a shrew negotiator.

Now that’s a pretty good threat!

To have that much money to use on frivolity.

He had already lost before the conversation began. You got to negotiate a trade. That’s how I got to start riding motorcycles again. Bike and a new life insurance policy for converting the garage to a den and a new garage.

The power play move closes the deal and once again Might Makes Right.

Love knows no bounds.

Damask.

Damask..bed sheets.

Don’t let the door hit you on your way out

Looks like she threatening him with her finger, so he knows she serious.

Then who will pay for them and you can’t have nice drapes in prison….

My wife makes her own. Very nice.

But, dear, if I’m dead there isn’t a “we”.