Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 13, 2023

Ignore him he’s dessert.

The joke is good, and accurate to an extent, but maybe not as the artist intended. Remoras don’t suck the blood of sharks, but typically eat their poop, skin flakes, and parasites.

Like The Man Who Came To Dinner (and never left!!!).

When he goes shopping, I wonder if he suffers from buyer’s remoras?

I’ll have the tuna surprise over easy

… I’ll just cleanup the leftovers. I love scraps.

He is going to be remorasfull that he said that.

Yeah, I had to look that one up. Takes a little something away from it doesn’t it?

Are you ’fin’ished with that?

Wouldn’t it be more accurate for him to say “I’ll have what he had”?

Must have a guilty conscience. He’s remorasful.

What are you having to drink?

Cute, but I only thought it was with whales…

i picture the remora constantly asking, you done wit’ dose fries…?