Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 20, 2023

Brewster, the good guy is not supposed to be doing the threatening.

It is certainly a brave new world. On the other hand, he’s afraid to face it. Most of us are, when you get right down to it.

Don’t get pushy. You might get charged with assault.

You need to assess your role in the relationship, Brewster. If you want to play villain to his/her hero you must call first and threaten. In the role of mutually pugnacious idiots you’re allowed to call if you wish. If you’re wanting to role of hero to her/his villain role you have to wait patiently by the phone for a call.

Too late for that.

♫ Many a blow has to fall, but it’s all in the game. All in the wonderful game that’s known as hate. ♫♪ (with apologies to Tommy Edwards)

Fire a warning shot. Villains LOVE warning shots

Ask him how he’d like a Laser Blast in his Upper Flermin…

“You bring the wine, and I’ll bring flowers… complete with Death Blossoms!”

Just stalk him awhile. See how it goes from there.

The way things are going these days, this could catch on. Too bad.