Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 18, 2023

All that Spam mail is really terrible. Nobody really wants to eat that much Spam. And then there’s all the waste from the empty tins.

Brewster: “Besides, I already have all I need of that.”

The first one is good in a pinch. The second one always has his eyes on you . . .

Let’s get to the enemy who trolls the comments section.

I think he found his new match with that last one.

That first one looks like it came from “The Drawing of the Three.”

“Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?”

“I’m from the government and I’m here-“

You’re hired

spam email? pshaw…amateur…i’ve been a telemarketer for 32 years

So that’s the guy who sends out all those “Grow Your Snorkle” and “Rigel Girls Are Looking For Sentient Beings in Your Galaxy”.

Spam mail? Spam mail!! Execution at dawn. Villains are always executed at dawn?

a la “Red Dwarf” – “I challenge you to a duel across space and time.”

He really went of on the next one, it was a telemarketer.

THE FIEND!

I read a series of short stories (by larry Niven) about a alien race that had conquered most of the galaxy….except Earth. Seems they evolved around a red dwarf star, and those were the only stellar systems they were interested in conquering. They visited Earth but were only interested in making the moon essentially a truck stop, no interest in conquering it.