Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 19, 2023

Who wants nail clipping in bed. They will wakeyou up in the middle of the night. Ouch. Get out of be. Try to find the clippings. Put on new sheets. Then wide awake for the rest of the night.BTW – The toilet lid is much more comfortable and safe. You might fall over backwards into the tub.

He should be sitting on a rock next to the creek that runs behind their house, safer for everyone.

Try doing that with and old Back surgery in the mix !

Clipping your toenails in bed makes such a mess. Mostly from the blood where the wife stabs you repeatedly.

I find that my toes are much easier to reach if I put my foot up on the bathroom vanity.

She knows better than to put on the kitchen floor (over some newspaper, if you still have some of that around. Hint. Free shopping papers.)

But, she didn’t want you to tempted to launch the clippings into Rosco’s food dish.

Put down the toilet lid and sit on that.

Ben has still a lot to learn…..

Dang, at first glance I thought I was reading BETTY. Hope Olivia isn’t going to the dark side.

If you’re Ben’s age and can still reach your toes well enough to clip them easily, you’re doing well.

I had to do a ewwww on that one. He probably eats crackers in bed too.

So the message I’m getting from all these pasts is “Never cut your nails.”

I been trying to cut my toenails for years but I can’t I have CP and my right foot is tight so soon I get my dad to cut my toenails

I have to soak my nails (along with the feet attached to them :-) to be able to cut them. I can’t see them clearly with my eyeglasses on, nor can I see them clearly with my eyeglasses off. I have to scrunch around and get my feet almost to my eyes with my glasses off to see them enough to cut them and then have to check by touch to see if done correctly.