Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 20, 2023

We like a man who is always ready – thank you Andy. Not.

Andy is just looking for a break…a pool break

Andy can use that Cue stick for a weapon or a crutch – just in case.

Only Andy shows up at the job centre on cue.

And MORE than a couple of ales, right??

He needs a suitcase and a heave ho. (So has Flo ever kicked Andy out long enough for him to worry about it?)

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle it’s balls.

Scouting taught him to be prepared.

An impeccable strategy.

Careful, Andy, m’lad… its a *trap*… the advertised opening is for a pool boy, not pool player, at Harry and Megan’s manse and you don’t even want to think about what you will find floating around in that cess pool. Ew, David. Skip the Job Centre and trundle on down to the Rose and Crown for a few frames and free pints. Take your mate, The Count’s word for it, Andy. You won’t be sorry. Dilly! Dilly!

Andy has to be ready for anything, except work.

That’s our Andy!

Come on Andy, give me a break!!

a cue for the queue?

Been awhile since I’ve played pool, but I don’t recall using the word, “frame.” Is that a Brit term?

Everyday I went to High School, I always had a deck of cards, a pair of dice and a handball! You just never know when you can con a game

This one’s been recycled: https://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2022/11/23

There’s a local billiards academy here. There motto is “Learn to Beat People with Sticks”.

Contingency planning is Capp’s real forte

If footballers are paid millions then why not pool players? Haha.

xxx

It would be fun to see him get a job once in a while. A lazy man at work and failing can be funny.

A win-win situation.