Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 20, 2023

And… (thinking of Hooters)… what did the waitstaff wear?

I hope he got his money back!

chicken pox pie

^Or maybe, given the name of the restaurant, Chicken Little Pie.

It is shrimp – it should be skimpy (unlike that oxymoronic jumbo shrimp)

My entree came with “Tater Tufts.” Then a woman walked by and they floated away.

Was it tasty?

That’s a whale of a lobster tale!

They say “You are what you eat” … a skimpy scampi has to help with a diet … but 10 orders …?

they certainly have a lot of places to eat for a small town

Or maybe “Cafe Marine Measly”, “Shrimp Skimpy Soup”