WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 24, 2023

If you say so.

You too can be cool and hip if you hang out with him.

You didn’t pay money for those, did you?

They’ll sell like hotcakes.

Real sunglasses would be cooler.

Better than daughter glasses.

Genius. And I’ll bet he only spent $200 for them.

Don’t get it? Is his sunglasses, and it exists “hipster sunglasses” without lenses? Never heard of! The left mans glasses seems shaded, so right man must have seen it before?

Dumb as paint.

If you call them hipster, they are anything but…..

This makes too much sense to be funny. How would anyone call for help w/o a phone, not to mention giving their location w/o the GPS in the phone? The phone contains the contact info as well, so if one intends to call their family members besides the helpline, they need their phone.