Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for July 27, 2023

Just like your tip will be small.

“How did you find your steak?” “I moved the potato and there it was.”

Size does matter.

And he wonders why he gets small (if any) tips.

Could you make mine microscopic?

Still, it looks like she ate them right down to the bone. I used to take a girl friend to a Chinese buffet for lunch. She’d always complain about the food, but she’d manage to eat three plates of it.

just slap him…at least that’s what i would want to do

Well, I suppose he’s being logical. Hard to argue with him.

smart Alek waiter, huh? NO TIPS!

Best server come-back to a complaint ever!

This reminds me of years ago, I would take my Mother out to a nice restaurant for her Birthday ……. So I took her to one that we had been before and had a good plentiful meal ………. Apparently there were changes and they went to Nouvelle Cuisine ….. which amounted to small portions and bigger prices ……… Oh, they did say that you could eat the flower with the meal …….. which I did ……….. I was so mad that I gave my Mother the money to pay the meal, while I went to get the car ….. when we left I heard the Hostess ask my Mother how the meal was …. She replied ….. “My Son ate the flower …. We won’t be back” ……… :)

Lamb never tastes good.

Avoid the pate de foie gras.

“Such terrible food!”

“I know! And such small portions!”

How come i hear that in Frank Nelson’s voice

Haha! XD