FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 27, 2023

and while mailing it, they don’t live with “it”

She gets right up his nose, she does.

She nose how to answer him…

Dear Miss Sharpie, why do I blow confetti every time I sneeze ?

Dear Ms. Sharpie,

I’m hanging upside down from the ceiling writing this letter, and the blood is filling up my head. Do you have any immediate suggestions?

Sincerely,

Chuck Beeson

Edina, MN (and still alive)

Ooh, that looks uncomfortable.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

I’m glad that’s all she did to him…

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