Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 05, 2023

The Call of the Wild is getting everyone.

Breeze knows everything that pleases her man. You’ve got a winner there Rip.

Geez. Gets a room you unsufferable uncouths.

She’s quite a dish.

Yawn

The time is ripe for another catpocalypse.

And she’s using Oscar Meyer’s new product, bacon-scented body lotion.

She’s going for that “Blue Plate Special” look.

Will this result in Hazy getting a little brother, or, sister, in nine months?

When did these two gets into 9 Chickweeds lane?

I’ll have to see if my Wife has any of that brown-sugar sausage lipstick!

Hazy will be a big sister soon if this keeps up!

And where is Deputy Rowdee!?

Okay, “Jimmy Dean Lipstick” did make me laugh!

when i took dance lessons at arthur murray 20 years ago, my teacher sometimes wore a maple scent…

Looks like Hazy is going to have a sibling

ka-big bad chapstick

KA-HOT SMOOCHES!

Hoo boy, is that spicy or what? By the way, I wouldn’t be surprised if maple flavored perfume or sausage flavored lipstick actually exist. (Especially in Canada.)

Thompson draws the bestest redheads!!

Time start the closing theme.