In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 25, 2023

That’s one way to get trashed at the game.

The poop logs are better.

Have any greenies? They’re the tasty!

I think I’ll wait for the one with plain old garbage.

Organic is the best.

Hold out for the good stuff – NY Times and Washington Post articles.

“Plain Trash??” That’s not gonna…fly.

All sh!t is better at the ballpark.