Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 01, 2023

Not the way it works, Sherlock. Try talking to it. It’s supposed to work for plants.

Not what it’s cracked up to be.

A little peck would be in order.

Today’s panel is sponsored by Kraft Heinz, makers of Just Crack an Egg breakfast bowls.

Let’s see section.

Maybe, but the hammer seems a bit drastic.

This one just cracked me up

That will kill it. Try tapping it against the rim of a bowl.

I don’t THINK SO!

Best you crack on with it !

(Baby bird says) “One more crack like that and I’m outta here.”

I don’t think that procedure is all it’s cracked up to be…