The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 20, 2023

Show ‘em a frying pan, that’ll stop them!!

“I’m a big boy. I shallot cry. I shallot cry.”

There’s a leek leaking at Onion Inc.

I thought they all laughed until they cried over at The Onion.

Is Onion, Inc a Union shop?!

There are several layers to this cartoon.

A yellow, red, and white onion walked into work…

Thought this was going down a diff path. Thinking something like they were crying from the hurt put on them by a wah-wah peddle. Oh well.

I saw…what can I tay?

HAAA-AAAA!

“Death by a thousand LITTLE cuts” ?

Obviously not an office in Vidalia, GA

I wonder what HP paid for the plug…

Until the last panel, I wondered how one got injured at a copier.

Meanwhile, the French onion is in very hot water.

And the 500 copies are going to spread the tears.

When green onion comes in, they’ll have a paper cut quartet!

Actually, green onions is a good song.

Like Onion Paper, or like The Onion paper?