F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 02, 2023

Do they come in aluminum?

if that works, I’m in

The uses could be numerous.

He stops paying at-tent-ion.

That could get a little tents.

Here, let me tie it for you.

Pretty campy.

Does it come with a brainfly?

Pulling something over their eyes.

Just calling them names would be easier.

Shut up and take my money.

Seems half the country have zipped up and can’t face the truth.

That is almost stupid enough to actually work.

My relatives who tired of the conversation would just conk out on the couch. I sometimes wasn’t much better, as I could fall asleep sitting up.

There’s a thunderstorm coming. I’d better get tied down and close up.

… or someone punches him.

Eureka! A Frame – best tent ever!

Speaking from experience, that won’t work. They’ll just keep yabbering along. I had a friend that worked second shift that would visit on Sunday night. I was up by 5:00 a.m. it usually when something like this. After three or four attempts at, “listen I got to get up early in the morning I’m going to be hitting a rack” which were ignored I would just go to bed. I never really knew what time they left.

They’re great in the rain, but I made the mistake trying to scratch my head. Now it drips where my finger was.

Too in-tents for me.

gives a whole new meaning to zipping up his fly…

awkward