Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for August 11, 2023

Going further down, she’ll be freezin’ his a** off.

Well, Ed, just wait until she gets to the frontal exam!!!!!

All at once Ed is experiencing a physical sensation he hasn’t felt since Johnson was President (Lyndon or Andrew, take your pick).

Why exactly is she removing all his skin blemishes that are just due to aging? Those aren’t normally considered pre-cancerous, are they?

Older youth?

Not cold, slight burning sensation.

At least the school year is getting closer so Mr. Crankshaft will be back in his regular environment.

Slight is a word with a loose definition in this case

Under statement!

Oh man, Ed knows just what to say to be hilarious.

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

“Older Youth”? Never heard that one before. Is that the AMA approved synonym for being at a advanced age?

And Cranksfaft is extremely silent……….?

Doctors say “It won’t hurt at all”…but they are not the ones having the procedure.

Brrr…

Been there done that! It can hurt !

is “older youth” a medical term for the stage of life where an individual’s mental facilities, muscle strength, and bladder control regress to infancy?

Definition of slight is a very relative definition it would seem….

Calm down Nurse Ratchet!

Who else thinks Batty just had a doctor’s appointment?

At least the Comedian doesn’t have a scalpel in her hand.

My highlight to all this is when people ask what happened to my face

Frostbite.

In July??

Haha! XD