Donât be so Katy
âEveryâ girl wants a pony. Unicornâs been done.
Donât give Alice a pet. Sheâs kill it in a week.
How about a pet rock, instead?
alice, honey, letâs see if you clean up pellets first before you start on mountains.
She can tie it to the big concrete fountain.
ZEBRA! Awwww. â¤ď¸
Like mom says, when youâre older! âşď¸âşď¸
Her legs always grow a foot when she sits like that.
If you have big breasts, you can get a Z bra.
Cue the Christmas song (melody only): I want a Zebra for ChristmasâŚ..
Get a honey badger, he can chew Petieâs arm off.
We couldnât find any zebras without a striped past, so hereâs a pangolin instead
How many years does that kid go to pre-school?
Yeah, a zebra would be cool, Alice. You could ride it to school, and let everyone pet it. Well, everyone except ole Buckethead.
You can just feel momâs pain and anxiety, in panel three. Iâm surprised she doesnât have more gray hairs already.
Start with a pet rock. If she doesnât kill that, advance to a pet stick.
Dial it back about ten notches, Alice. Your Sympathy Act only works to point, and that point is reached long, long before âzebraâ!
C over 1 year ago
Donât be so Katy
ACK! Premium Member over 1 year ago
âEveryâ girl wants a pony. Unicornâs been done.
momofalex7 over 1 year ago
Donât give Alice a pet. Sheâs kill it in a week.
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
How about a pet rock, instead?
win.45mag over 1 year ago
alice, honey, letâs see if you clean up pellets first before you start on mountains.
Droptma Styx over 1 year ago
She can tie it to the big concrete fountain.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
ZEBRA! Awwww. â¤ď¸
Like mom says, when youâre older! âşď¸âşď¸
well-i-never over 1 year ago
Her legs always grow a foot when she sits like that.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you have big breasts, you can get a Z bra.
WCraft over 1 year ago
Cue the Christmas song (melody only): I want a Zebra for ChristmasâŚ..
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Get a honey badger, he can chew Petieâs arm off.
oish over 1 year ago
We couldnât find any zebras without a striped past, so hereâs a pangolin instead
vonskippy over 1 year ago
How many years does that kid go to pre-school?
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Yeah, a zebra would be cool, Alice. You could ride it to school, and let everyone pet it. Well, everyone except ole Buckethead.
You can just feel momâs pain and anxiety, in panel three. Iâm surprised she doesnât have more gray hairs already.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Start with a pet rock. If she doesnât kill that, advance to a pet stick.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Dial it back about ten notches, Alice. Your Sympathy Act only works to point, and that point is reached long, long before âzebraâ!