And here I thought it was Covid hysteria that took away all the TP!
Eh nothing extravagant about wishing constipation away.
Can you spare a square?
Well he’s sh¡t out of luck!
Tissue issue
No, it wasn’t.
Always check the paper before you start your pooping.
Sometimes the best wishes are the simplest.
“I wish for a turkey sandwich. On rye bread…”
In the original stories, the genies were imprisoned to either give as many wishes as the holder desired or only until freed and then were free to do what they pleased including kill the one holding the lamp.
The poor guy bought the Allen lamp, not the correct Aladdin model!!!!
It’s the roll of a lifetime.
Wait ‘til he realizes that he brought Grandma’s old teapot instead of the magic lamp.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
And here I thought it was Covid hysteria that took away all the TP!
Gent over 1 year ago
Eh nothing extravagant about wishing constipation away.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can you spare a square?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Well he’s sh¡t out of luck!
robolt over 1 year ago
Tissue issue
ladykat over 1 year ago
No, it wasn’t.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Always check the paper before you start your pooping.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Sometimes the best wishes are the simplest.
geese28 over 1 year ago
“I wish for a turkey sandwich. On rye bread…”
DM2860 over 1 year ago
In the original stories, the genies were imprisoned to either give as many wishes as the holder desired or only until freed and then were free to do what they pleased including kill the one holding the lamp.
posstockhoarder over 1 year ago
The poor guy bought the Allen lamp, not the correct Aladdin model!!!!
Lablubber over 1 year ago
It’s the roll of a lifetime.
artjohn42 over 1 year ago
Wait ‘til he realizes that he brought Grandma’s old teapot instead of the magic lamp.