Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 28, 2023

Pure desperate commerce for survival.

Does the 2 for 1 include housing or just tuition?

And also mention that everyone will get an adorable blanket to keep!!!

was he president when mike and zonker and etc were there? if so, he looks way better than he did. if it is him, i wonder what happened to improve his health.

…but wait! There’s more! If you enroll in the next fifteen minutes you get this special bonus. FREE tickets to every home football game.

“Space is limited”? Actually, the universe is expanding, although I’ve never been able to figure out what it’s expanding into.

you guys are mean. mike left, mark left, zonker left. of course he is younger now. the obvious reason.

Actually, that works out better for twins. :)

The education industrial complex knows the value of a good promo!

Perhaps over the years he grew an inch and lost 44 pounds.

Will Walden EVER get a new Dean? There’s nothing special about this one as a character—he’s BLAND.

My younger brother attended the same small Midwestern liberal-arts college as I did, a couple of years behind. (We were known as Cherns Major and Cherns Minor.) I don’t believe that there was any discount.

Under capitalism, everything is for sale. Ergo, everything will be marketed.