Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 29, 2023

and when you throw your back every time you get up

Nailed it

If you keep eating hotdogs and oreos, you will be hurting everyone elses rotator cuffs when they hug you.

Suddenly, you look in the mirror and see your grandmother.

Boy howdy, ain’t that the truth!

Our rotator cuffs and all the rest of our bodies.

I wonder how many screws Tony has in his shoulders.

Yoots?

When you start paying taxes.

When the soccer coach doesn’t want to kiss you anymore

The irony is that they will be youths forever. Poor broke youths forever sitting on that beanbag chair.

So hilarious. And timely for my wife and me!

I referred to my “late youth” up until a few years ago when someone asked me, "You mean late as in “dead”?"

(Some folks really know how to hurt a geezer.)

I realized I wasn’t young anymore when the people started calling me ’ma’am’ instead of ‘miss.’

you’ll know you’re no longer a youth when passing strangers start referring to you as a “youthless old man/woman”…