Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 06, 2023

Of course you were!

I came before the chicken.

Everybody out!

Yep, it’s awful.

Don´t sit on any walls.

NOW it’s awful bar-joke time? What has it been so far, then? What pun horrors have we endured all this time, if not awful bar-jokes?

You mean it’s going to get WORSE?

And he stunk up the place!!!

and I’m a little cracked

You were the last one in? Then get lost….you’re killing us

“Sid, can you make an Amaretto YEGG!nog Cocktail?”

“What’s that?”

“An Amaretto Eggnog Cocktail with a rotten egg in it…”

The last one in is always a rotten egg.

I wish there was something besides these dumb puns. Getting old.

If only Lunchbox were still around …

… he’d eat it …!

( but there’s always Howard )

“The last one in…” what?

like everyone else, he blames it on his parents…