Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 11, 2023

Formula “Dumb”.

She won’t roll with it

A lot of good that thing’s going to do.

He should use airbags instead.

Looks like a dimensional portal to an alternate reality.

I was searching on how to get one of those, but then decided it would be better to stay off the computer when drinking.

An advanced IT guy

She should also use a seat beat and wear a helmet.

ha! :D

Some people don’t keep up….

He also bought a shoe tree for all the reboots.

You should do something to increase the company revenue, put a swear jar next to the computer.

Just replace it with a Mac, and – problem solved for good. Unfortunately that will never happen in the work environment, because – gotta keep the IT people employed.

heard on the radio this morning: wife text husband on cold winter day “windows froze”, he texts back “pour on some lukewarm water”, she texts back “put on water, computer is really messed up now”

having fun with intermittent power outages this morning caused by a passing thunderstorm. trying to figure out what kind of wiring would make it possible for the ceiling light to stay on and my computer to go lights out…