Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 16, 2023

Odd-looking pancakes

Intercontinental? I’ll give it a miss(ile).

As long as the pancakes are here, I’m fine.

You’ll have to get up really early to get the cereal.

ICBM: Inter-Continental Bacon oMlet

The toast should be in France.

And your luggage is in Toledo…

Yum!

…and the Expresso is from Italy!

Quite the global flap, Jack.

As long as the okonomiyaki is Hiroshima style I am happy. I would not normally consider that for breakfast, but one day I tried it and MMMMMMMM OISHI

“I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” ― Steven Wright

I’ll have the pancakes.

Better than an incontinental breakfast.

Shouldn’t the toast be in France?

Funny!

Besides, if you’re going to say continental breakfast (usually just bread goods, cereal, juice, and coffee), why not intercontinental as well?

8^)

Still better than the incontinental breakfast.

I’m gonna missile that breakfast…

the most important question is, where’s the bacon…?

When we went on vacation, I’d tell my kids that the intercontinental breakfast was Antarctica-based: penguin eggs and lots of fish.

I.C.B.M. (InterContinental Breakfast Menu)