Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 17, 2023

Apo Ang Whod One time I was 107 years old altogether.

One time I weighed 849 pounds.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

I’ve seen fruitcakes that beat that record . . or they just feel that heavy.

Been to Belize (mainland) strange place. The “police” driving around in trucks with machine guns on the roof was unsettling

Good on ya, Apo. I tried but was rejected as “showing an inordinate quantity of unbridled ennui.”

May the records be with you as they are with me. And gesundheit.

Oh really? You can assume to know and define what a woman is now?

Is that sloth still in the sinkhole, I wonder? It was certainly a good find, although unexpected.

I’d like a chunk of that cake ball!

“Cake ball”?

Apo Whang-Od attributes her longevity to a a daily diet of Baluts. I should live so long! Nah, I think I’ll duck it. ;-p

Belize it…

Or Not!

Giant Bake Call.

May Lord Henry Percy be with you. General Lord Henry Hugh Manvers Percy, was a British Army officer and a recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest award for gallantry in the face of the enemy.