Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 07, 2023

Did the love making distract her?

[nsfw] The version I heard was, a mistress says ‘Keep going!’; an escort says ‘Hurry up!’; and a wife says ‘The ceiling needs painting.’

old joke

Just install mirrors up there.

“Retired Ceiling Inspector” ???? Therein hangs a tale, or tail, or whatever.

Hey! Bring back yesterday’s art, with the beauty in the one-piece. I wasn’t finished, um, admiring her!

What is the difference between a Prostitute, a Mistress, and a Wife?

The Prostitute says, “Are you finished yet?”

The Mistress says, “Oh can’t we do it again?”

The Wife says, “Beige… I think I’ll paint the ceiling Beige.”

It was very distracting, I was trying to pass the time making a grocery list in my head.

Mind wandering where no mind has wondered before.

Noticing the bedroom ceiling’s paint job was a pretty good trick, considering they were making love on the kitchen table.

Time to switch positions.

If she is looking at the ceiling….he isn’t making love well enough………

KENT CHESTERFIELD: You look tired this morning, Mrs Chesterfield.

VIRGINIA CHESTERFIELD: I couldn’t sleep after you left me _unsatisfied, Mr. Chesterfield. I’m thinking about changing brands. Maybe to one of those longer brands. Don’t worry. I’ll make sure he…it…has a filter.

Maybe they should try other positions where she isn’t facing the ceiling?

Which one was distracting, the sex, or the ceiling?

“I was going over our taxes in my head and…..”

My boy, you need to do a report on being more distracting than the ceiling. Think ‘oral dissertation’.

Squirrel!

Old semen stains on the ceiling. I loved those days.

“I multitask.”

Beige!

A shipmate once told me his wife would read a book while they were having sex

Dude….you need to be better….much better.

There was once an adult comic book that just showed bottoms of feet of people lying down usually in the missionary position called “Sam, The Ceiling Needs Painting”.