Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 19, 2023

Most likely it’s being held hostage by the huge, evil army of heels

Having a good time with the lost Socks

Good comeback Peggy.

Husbands who ask their wives “Have you seen my…” or “Do you know where my … is?” should pay attention to the word “my.” If it’s yours buddy, you should keep track of it. It’s not her responsibility to keep track of your possessions. She has her own possessions to keep track of.

Good night, nurse

Tony asked, about 12 hours ago

Do you have bad underwear?

nicely played

That’s pathetic; she’s not your Mommy.

Time to go commando!

His underwear turned bad, really bad, and is in the washing machine which is set to “sanitize”.

“Well, good for them!”

Why would a guy need to keep “bad” underwear? How’d it get “bad?”

Atta girl…keep ‘em coming……

Peg, stop teasing Peter and tell him where you stashed his underwear and socks.

Okay Spiny Norman…your turn!

Trump 2024

Too late, you’re already a joke.

Well, you do know that wives are their mommy’s, [some men.. not all] even when they’re sick. I say…“Grow up!” Bad enough we have to deal with the kids being sick and ourselves, help the moms out.

Why do you need your GOOD underwear? Planning on being in an accident or something?