Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2023

Ever notice that the things rich people tell us are bad for us, are the things they do themselves all the time?

So I laid off going to the doctors…….

It’s easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times.

— Samuel L. Clemens

This is why I never go to a doctor.

Instead of encouraging you, they all tell you to quit.

Well, I’m no quitter.

Rod never has that last problem. He doesn’t know but one lady. And he never takes of his armor. Even makes hugging a bit tricky.

I’m surprised he didn’t tell him to smile more.

“I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead.” Jimmy Buffett.

Doctor gave you some very good advice if you ARE married……

Some things are just irresistable.

ba dum tss

What baffles me is why married men live longer than unmarried ones? Maybe because the single one’s get killed in flagrante delicto with the married ones mates’, perhaps?

Now if he were married to Blanche, he’d thank the doc profusely.