Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 25, 2023

“Old Records”? Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra is not the best motivational music for a motorcycle jump.

Poncho has plenty of Evil* but not much Knieval

*(I know the real spelling is Evel)

I think that song’s from the wrong Tom Cruise movie

Either he never got it out of 1st, or it’s an old automatic, like the old Husquavarna 400. GROW SOME LONGER LEGS, Poncho.

Hello Poncho: Do you have a licence to drive that thing?

Dog needs a tri-bike like the Geezers drive.

That’s one mighty BOOSH.

They didn’t realize the meaning of “impossible “

Those dogs are all cowards. They are not macho dogs like poncho.

I suppose that, sometimes, “Mission Impossible” really isn’t possible. …at the moment.

Tom might like this thread.

Time for the little clown bikes.

Poncho ……. if I was you …. I’d take that as a sign ……. “NOT” to do it ………. just a suggestion ……. ;)

Lol….moving right along

Well, you and Cruise are both short

“Bonkers even for a dog.”

That’s a VERY high bar, but if anyone can clear it my money’s on Poncho.

Personally, my choice would have been ‘Danger Zone’.

“Boosh”?? I’m thinking when a motorcycle falls over, it doesn’t go “Boosh”…but then again, I’ve never knocked one over…(a la Pee Wee Herman style!)