Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 28, 2023

Yeah. Get something that doesn’t take batteries……….

Figures this one would be published on or near the 35th anniversary of the death of Keith Moon.

Tradition in my Family is to give them a Drum at 2 yrs. Old !

I had a brother in law that we would buy the most time consuming gifts for each other. One year he bought me a metal shed. It came with about 15# of little screws and nuts and nylon washers. I bought him a light for his dock that his wife wanted. No big deal except his dock was 400’ away from the house and it had no power, yet. You have no idea how hard and muddy it is to bury wire going through cypress tree roots. We quit exchanging gifts after that.

He may get a baseball bat and thank the guy properly…

There are many ways to get back at someone…

Growing up, my brother practiced on a drum pad. Do they still do that?

What? Did he want a trumpet instead?

Mark Twain describes a fictious meeting with the head of the Mormon church. The man describes the terrible fate of a traveling salesman who was responsible for his many children all getting tin whistles.

There will be retribution.

When was a small chukd, my grandfather gave a drum for Christmas. The next time we visited him, they made sure I brought it with me. He later handed me a butter knife and asked me how did the drum work.

Next, he gives the guy’s daughter a Barbie Doll, and watches him go broke buying all the accessories!