Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2023

If it’s saying meow, yes it thinks it is the homeowner

Actually, it belongs to Mr. Marbles.

“I’m not technically the homeowner. But I’m like the homeowner. – I meow-anage the place.”

No, but you’re speaking to the head-of-household.

What a catty thing to say.

No, but my servants are out.

How many cats are there in your household? I.e., what’s your catamount?

Who knew?

Probably a tail-a-marketer.

It’s the DOGgone cat.

Do you have pop in a can?

“Hssss!”

That is absolutely brilliant, clever, cute, great art…

i’m trying to picture a cat caring enough to answer the phone…