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I once worked for a now-deceased lawyer who put uncomfortable chairs in her office for clients to use. She said she didn’t want them to get so comfortable that they’d overstay their welcome. It worked so well that before long she didn’t have ANY clients, so she closed her practice and applied for disability. She was disabled, all right—from the neck up, which was why I found another job.
Really curious what kind of case involved the 5 second rule. Perhaps a restaurant dropped their dinner on the floor but managed to get it back on the plates within 5 seconds and served it to them.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Most lawyers charge in tenths of an hour, i.e. 6-minute chunks.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’ll be $750. please.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
What’s his win rate with a 4 second rule judge?
ElwoodP over 1 year ago
That’s akin to the Corporation Dr. 10 minute rule.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
BOO HISS
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just drop it.
zenyattafan over 1 year ago
I once worked for a now-deceased lawyer who put uncomfortable chairs in her office for clients to use. She said she didn’t want them to get so comfortable that they’d overstay their welcome. It worked so well that before long she didn’t have ANY clients, so she closed her practice and applied for disability. She was disabled, all right—from the neck up, which was why I found another job.
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
Really curious what kind of case involved the 5 second rule. Perhaps a restaurant dropped their dinner on the floor but managed to get it back on the plates within 5 seconds and served it to them.
KEA over 1 year ago
The rates they charge, I could only afford 5 seconds.