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Ball handlers are going to get those banned. And since they make the big money, Congress will likely ban them. Good thing ARs are still legal and most of the teams appear to have an open carry policy, so the big guys will still have a shot. So to speak.
Nobody asked me dept: -I know nothing about the intricacies of soccer (football) but if they’d cut down players by one per side it would have to open the field and provide a bit more scoring. Nil to nil is not a sporting event I can get excited about. -ML
They need to give the smaller players dart guns to prevent the big players from making them road kill. They can call offsides for firing a dart before the ball is in play.
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
Will pay top dollar
jandjdevore over 1 year ago
Ball handlers are going to get those banned. And since they make the big money, Congress will likely ban them. Good thing ARs are still legal and most of the teams appear to have an open carry policy, so the big guys will still have a shot. So to speak.
derdave969 over 1 year ago
Jock Inhaler! Wonder if he’s related to the guy videoed “sniffing” a woman in Barnes and Noble?
MS72 over 1 year ago
When will they go metric and change the field dimensions, first down chains, etc? What’s the metic version of pounds/sq inch? :-)
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Some players act like they’re on tranquilizers normally….ugh
mlester101 creator over 1 year ago
Nobody asked me dept: -I know nothing about the intricacies of soccer (football) but if they’d cut down players by one per side it would have to open the field and provide a bit more scoring. Nil to nil is not a sporting event I can get excited about. -ML
jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago
+1 for each of the announcers’ names
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
They need to give the smaller players dart guns to prevent the big players from making them road kill. They can call offsides for firing a dart before the ball is in play.
lawguy05 over 1 year ago
Joc Enhailer? Hahaha!
James Lindley Premium Member over 1 year ago
I want one too.
IndyW over 1 year ago
Joc Enhailer and Kneel?? Nice play on your field there Mike.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member over 1 year ago
Along with those tranquilizer guns those smaller players could start wearing uniforms with bullseyes.