Ben by Daniel Shelton for August 18, 2023

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    pearlsbs  11 months ago

    The burn marks are inverted from what they should be. He should have burned squares on his back.

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    j_m_kuehl  11 months ago

    Looks like Olive will be ready to play some games tonight

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    baraktorvan  11 months ago

    Boy is he wrong. A single serious burn can induce skin cancer by his age.

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    Pet  11 months ago

    As a teenager, my boyfriend and I were laying on the dock sunning and sleeping. He had his hand on my tummy.

    When I woke up, I had to explain the hand mark to my dad and he was not impressed.

    My mother, on the other hand, laughed her a** off! :-D

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    saylorgirl  11 months ago

    That’s going to hurt and leave a mark!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago

    I was wearing crocs for the summer. I had to get a colonoscopy. The nurse looked at my striped feet quizzically, LOL! I had to explain.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 months ago

    He says “later” but the little flag over his shoulder says “earlier” – which is it?

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    goboboyd  11 months ago

    Chess or Checkers anyone?

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    Something similar happened to me. A bunch of us went to Six Flags on a sunny day, and I was wearing a “Fish-Net” shirt… ☺

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    bobnedzel  11 months ago

    you are so smart.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    Now he’s a board game.

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    Arthur Anderson Premium Member 11 months ago

    Nice gag, poorly executed, the sunburn should be the squares, not the lattice pattern.

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    KEA  11 months ago

    sneaky old sun!

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 11 months ago

    One summer 2 decades ago, I had a pair of cute lace up sandals that made for a funky tan on each foot.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’m very fair complexioned, so I wear long pants and water shoes while fishing from my kayak. I made the mistake of not wearing socks one time, and had wedge-shaped burns/tans spots on top of my ankles for the rest of the summer. It looked like my ankles were dirty…

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