Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 31, 2023

Did you tell her you liked women with bad breath?

Just for the record dude. I think you did the right thing.

Peppermint, buddy, not “breath” mint.

Is he drinking beer with a straw?

Rookie.

And don’t forget when you told her about the hair on her chin too

She was also offended that you had a breath mint and hadn’t used it.

If the breath mint was really needed then you were better off without her.

You should have taken a mint yourself before breathing your question in her face.