Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 27, 2023

NFL, NRA

They kill eachother with AR-15’s.

That’s all they do. No matter what they say or start off doing, that’s all they do. Stay there in the ocean. Oh, wait, you have each other for meals. Never mind.

Excellent!

They eat crabs?!

Don’t waste your time, Hawthorne, no one is interested in attending an event curated by you.

Says the shark that eats everything in sight.

So hope that’s not a sewage outflow pipe!

Beer and crab boil festival.

Hawthorne, pinch a few beach apes in tender areas and start a brawl.

They litter. Mostly plastic. Pinch them all!

They play a game called Politics where they call each other names, and try to get what they want.

Sherman, sure has a lot of humans figured out ………….. :(

They eat incrementally hotter peppers until they have to get rectal-grafts.

Haha! (＾▽＾)