Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 19, 2023

Bottom Cleaning 101 by Professor Mittens.

An offered advice from the bottom of Mittie’s heart, I ASSume…Bottoms up!

#watchwhatidoandfollowmylead

Autocorrect can be a real pain in the rear.

First – assume the position.

Baby Wipes are for cleaning bottoms, not cat tongues, unless you are a cat and doing your own cleaning.

I’m sure Mittens would have had a great deal of advice to offer on the subject of bottom cleaning.

First, he assumes the gearshift kitty position, also called playing the cello.