The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 29, 2023

he knows how to fish

At least he’s not a crude dude with a ‘tude.

She’s lookin’ fur light, sweet crude from the Orinoco Belt

Could be cod liver oil, might be 3-in-1 oil, probably multi-vis.

Could be oil of olay!!!

Come and listen to the story of a man named Lance.

Reminds me of the time I went to the grocery store to get some fish. I asked the guy behind the counter if they were fresh. He said no, they’re well-behaved.

Hair oil.

I think he means “in” literally.

the whole back wall should be covered in red !s and orange ?s

Wesson.

“Crude?” she asked. “Refined,” he replied. And just like James Bond, he had to escape before she found out the truth.