Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for September 24, 2023

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Fireworks do well. Especially now, when no one’s doing them.

How about a raffle where the prize is that fan can host a game? Or maybe some meet and greets with the team?

How about we stop doing this minor league stuff and start putting a competitive team on the field. That will draw fans.

Aaron the side of caution.

Free Lakers jerseys for the first 5,000 fans who show up!

Do what the Chicago Cubs do, endless beer!

September is a long month in MLB for teams out of it, why they keep expanding the playoffs.

Perhaps with him, it should be “hobbled”-head

Time to call Bad Boys Marketing!!!

The Bashers could save money by getting rid of the Marketing Team…

Throw in a Henry Aaron bobblehead, and I’ll be there!

Green Bay could have AAron Rodgers bobbleheads.

Hmm… how to fix a failing baseball team? Hmm. How about the Deion Sanders Method:

1. Hire an ex-player who has a rep for flash; Derek Jeter should be available.

2. Fire 90% of the team and replace with the best that can be acquired with the cash available.

3. Antagonize everyone else in your league.

Maybe they could do a Knight Aaront.

The REAL Aaron Judge bobblehead night was rained out and postponed until next year