Strange Brew by John Deering for August 28, 2023

Let’s leave this one alone – Steroids make the meat taste funny.

It is a common misconception that Mickey is a mouse, in actuality he’s just a little rat.

Gotta wait until next year. Winnie the Pooh is fair game if he’s not wearing a red shirt.

These cats are smarter than Ron DeathSentence.

M-I-c-k-e-y M-o-u-s-e

You saw what he did to the Jonas Brother over Purity Rings!!!!

Oscar?

DeSantis was not smart taking on Mickey Mouse. Anyone who can outlive his copyright by decades knows the legal system.

Poor meeces….

These cats are smarted than the Florida governor.

This is similar to what happened to me.

One morning, I heard a bloodcurdling scream from the bathroom: “HELP. There’s a huge spider in here”. I woke up, rushed in the bathroom, and killed it with a toilet brush.

It wasn’t a spider, but a large cricket.

Turns out, it was Jiminy Cricket.

Now I am banned from doing anything Disney.

Did the mouse get scared enough to run right through the wall?

Smarter than Ron De….

Good call…Disney’s got lots of lawyers, no doubt!

Evidently, the cat doesn’t belong to DeSantis