Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 05, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    That would make you a Tasmanian devil.

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    SHIVA  10 months ago

    An omnivore, like wolverines, and badgers.

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    jasonsnakelover  10 months ago

    Including cats and squirrels

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Why yes of course doggies eats steenky things too.

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    If that anteater takes a dump, the dog will demonstrate exactly what eating anything means.

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    wongo  10 months ago

    But I identify as a non-binary duck billed platypus.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Unlike some cats who are NOTHING eaters.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago

    If all you’re fed is kibble, you definitely qualify as an “Anything Eater”!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    When it comes to eating, he is the “consume it” professional.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 10 months ago

    oh oh . . . Wokeness

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    chromosome Premium Member 10 months ago

    He has to watch out for anteateaters.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago

    Having watched a lot of Dr. Jeff episodes, must agree with the “anything.” He’s removed everything from small rocks to stuffed animals and countless things in between that doesn’t qualify as food. Pretty amazing

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