Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 08, 2023

“Zen” mothers.

Give the ladies a big tip. Don’t be pikers.

4 sandwiches and 15 cookies. Not looking good for many of you

He is going to eat them all before the battle even starts.

OK mom’s take a bow…

… and arrow.

This could have prevented this conflict from occurring … but sadly they didn’t make enough for everyone to get as much they wanted.

Let’s just have a nice picnic!

A great incentive to staying alive…

And before we start, they want to haven a word: “I hope you all wore clean underwear in case you need to be taken to the hospital.”

That oughta combat their hunger.

So…the more I dispatch, the more for me!

Mother’s Day, long gone, so be dey…

The cookies have raisins in them.