Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2023

Snake and worms are a kind of meat.

But you’ve got two meat entrees right in front of you. Just hack off a portion.

You can have all the meat that crawls over your plate.

Hey! This is a dinner party, not a Donner party. No meat for you.

I thought HR was, by definition, subhuman.

“You can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat "

should have saved this for Tolkien Week (17_23)

Finally, an appropriate use of the “man bun”.

They seem to be taking this "personnel"ly.

That’s why I don’t go to Orcland, California.

Perhaps one of the weirdest lines of dialogue in Lord of the Rings.

and here I thought that movie phrase was a gay innuendo :p