Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 20, 2023

Zipper can teach Jeff how to fail.

Start planning to run for office, it doesn’t take any brains and you must be open to receiving dirty money.

this is going to be a fun story arc

How Bill and Ted evolved

And yet, Zipper (and family) became successful pot farmers, while Jeff ended up in his mother’s basement!!

Would be a short list.

Knowledge? Yeah, right…

Why does he have to repeat a year when all students are guaranteed a 4.0 GPA?

Good luck with that!

Actually, I think dumb and dumber is not a “square” but rather divided.

What bugs me the most is that (if I recall accurately), Jeff continued to fail upwards in a spectacular fashion, got rich putting his delusions to paper, and ended up paying off his parents home just to rub his dad’s nose in it…

This knowledge-share will just take a second.

Knowledge of how to have a good time around the campus. That tuition of 26K+ is I suppose for one semester.

“Dude, you read my mind!” “Well, it was a very quick read.”

Jeff becomes the next best thing – a writer of fiction that is confused with fact and a war hero to boot.

I’m not sure either of them has enough knowledge to go around.

The circle of life.

Two minds without a single thought.

Academia will never be the same after this term of Walden U.

So if Jeff is just out of 11th grade, he’d be, what…16? 17? Or has he been held back?