Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 2023

“I wasn’t thinking about my cut, but now you’ve mentioned it…”

33 1/3%

Walden expels students? Inconceivable!

Are they at Walden or Mooney U. (from the “Luann” strip}??

15% zipper.

This isn’t even close to being funny, not even slightly amusing.

Congrats, Zipper, you pass. Here’s your diploma!

He’ll get more if he adds the chase scene through the campus on tricycles

Once you’re expelled, you’re not really in his wheelhouse anymore. The movie idea is a good one though.

Chelsea Clinton?

Jeff Redfern’s moment of epiphany: “I can just make this $#!! up?!”

This story was deemed too fantastic to include in NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE

Lava-Lava Lenny,wherefore art thou now?

Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.

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How bizarre!

I thought Jeff was the writer, but Zip’s got quite an imagination!

I like this guy so far.

It’s nonsense, but it’s far more entertaining nonsense from internet trolls.

And what is the form of the norm in the dorm?

What if I get sexually harrassed by a non-binary athlete in hexadecimal?