Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2023

Seems to work!!!

Cha ching

The knife helps more than the cards.

Consider them a hallmark of his success.

And so it begins…….

It’s all in the application of the thought.

He chooses his words very carefully.

The duke may be about to get the thrust our the matter…

I recently had to give a few birthday cards. They were $7 each. Yikes!

Nothing more satisfying then being mugged by out-of-work standup comedian!

Does he offer a refund+interest when you offer his knife back?

“Hand over all your Lupins…”

Also known as “the IRS method”.

What? No candy?

Hallmark has a nice line of stick-up cards.

Brilliant! Clever, and funny!…

That’s a better message than the ones at the drugstore.

Now that is a real Hallmark moment.