Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 14, 2023

They exercise out in the lumber yard.

They probably use “buzz” words.

I “SAW” that coming!!!

He doesn’t seem very enthusiastic about it. In fact, he seems board.

How many planks in their constitution?

Hey Brett – can’t help it – “don’t you mean BORED room” – F.O.O.S.E. lovers unite and sleep like a log at our next meeting.

What a cut-up.

Join the sandpaper enthusiast’s club. They meet at the beach.

And you left them in the dust, and splintered outta there!

We need more jokes about axing the agenda… how toothy is the cut… and putting a big stain on the job.

they need to nail down their bylaws

They sit around getting buzzed.

I’d diss this gag, but I don’t want to be a buzzkill.

They haven’t had any meetings, yet, because there are knot enough board members.