Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for September 22, 2023

“My boyfriend is over several hundred people. He mows at the cemetary.”

A neighbor recently told me about her “boyfriend” and lamented that English offers no better term for an 80-YO man. My GF calls me “her gentleman friend”.

What is the plural here – mother geese?

He’s gonna get fired if he refuses to go to a “not finest” Hotel… ☺

I was thinking Mattress Delivery. But that would be only a few times in a year. Food Service Delivery would make more trips!

of course…

She lied. A cabbie cannot turn down a ride to a crappy hotel…

You just HAD to ask, didn’t ya?!!

Henny Youngman called and wants his joke back.

i thought he worked for a cleaning service…

Haha! (＾▽＾)